Taoiseach Insists he Likes Women after Appointing Less Female Ministers

By Sandy Scandal

In a recent interview, the newly appointed Taoiseach insisted that “he’s a big fan of women”. Despite appointing only 3 female TDs to Cabinet, the Taoiseach has confirmed he really enjoys the existence of women. The number of ministers in cabinet has decreased from 4 to 3 (yes the bar is in hell).

When asked about the decision, the Taoiseach said “it’s called Girl Math. It’s very popular with the young voters.” The interviewer tried to explain that that’s not quite the meaning of the term but was interrupted by the leader.

“They already hate us. They hate that they’re living at home. They hate they’ve to wait ten years for a GP appointment. They hate us as people. Let us celebrate one good policy”.

The Taoiseach stormed out of the newsroom preventing us from receiving anymore information. However, it has been reported that the Taoiseach currently runs a second TikTok account @Micheálonamission where he shares his shopping vlogs and justifies his spending as Girl Math.

Perhaps Mr. Martin does understand the concept after all.

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