6. Family Drama
Phone Call To The Boss:
ME: Won’t make it in today. Big Family Crisis.
BOSS: No problem. I hope it’s nothing serious.
ME: Well Phil Mitchell has been shot again and everyone else is losing their shit.
BOSS: Wait? You’re talking about Eastenders!
ME: Well, yeah, I never said it was my family… Anyway, it’s a lot for me to take in so I’m going to use some of my personal days and be gone for rest of the week. See you next Monday… Maybe…