Best Supporting Actor:
Winner – Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Nocturnal Animals
(Not just a toy boy anymore!!)
Best Actor in a Television Series, Drama:
Billy Bob Thornton, Goliath
(We see Billy’s busy collecting awards instead of adopting children…)
Best Actress in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy:
Tracee Ellis Ross, Black-ish
(I guess it was a SUPREME performance… get it?… I’ll see myself out)
Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy:
Atlanta, FX
(I guess there is reason for having the peaches in their mouths… I’m a fan of apples myself)
Best Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Sarah Paulson, The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story
(She deserves an award for having to deal with that PERM!?!)
Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television:
The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story, FX
(What a line up…)
Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television:
Hugh Laurie, The Night Manager
(Oh Hugh …our favourite doctor!)
Best Original Score:
Justin Hurwitz, La La Land
(We don’t know who he is either…)
Best Original Song:
“City of Stars,” La La Land
(Stick to the acting lads…)
Best Supporting Actress:
Viola Davis, Fences
(She didn’t need any HELP for this one 😛 )
Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television:
Olivia Colman, The Night Manager
(She’s also doing a great job supporting that wall…)
Best Actor, Musical or Comedy:
Ryan Gosling, La La Land
( drools…)
Best Screenplay:
Damien Chazelle, La La Land
(He done did words good…)
Best Motion Picture, Animated:
Zootopia
(We heard Harambe makes an appearance…)
Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language:
Elle
(Aon focal, da focal, two focal elle…)
Best Actor in a Leading Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television:
Tom Hiddleston, The Night Manager
(We wonder if there’s still bad blood?…)
Best Actress in a Television Series, Drama:
Claire Foy, The Crown
(When one wins an award one must win the best award…)
Best Television Series, Drama:
The Crown, Netflix
(The heartwarming tale of incest and privilege… with a shiny crown though!)
Best Director:
Damien Chazelle, La La Land
(Looks like someone’s playing crouching tiger hidden naggin)
Best Actor in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy:
Donald Glover, Atlanta
(loved your Da in Lethal Weapon…)
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy:
Emma Stone, La La Land
(Doing it for the gingers everywhere!)
Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy:
La La Land
(The one that won everything)
Best Actor, Drama:
Casey Affleck, Manchester By The Sea
(Is that you Ben??)
Best Actress, Drama:
Isabelle Huppert, Elle
(focal elle)
Best Motion Picture, Drama:
Moonlight
(don’t blame it on the sunshine, don’t blame it on the moonlight…)
Tara O’Connell