Trump to be Sealed Inside a Brass Statue
'Laugh all you want. The only thing I'll hear are my screams.'
Restaurants to run online refresher course for that senior staff member who thinks she runs the place
As the country has started to return to work, restaurants and pubs have decided to run online refreshers for the senior staff members who think they run the business, on how to ineffectively boss part-time wor...
Local musician taking every Instagram challenge to promote his new EP
Friends and follower of the musician Workmans Panic, known to his grandmother as Michael O’Boyle, were once again dismayed to find their Instagram feeds and stories cluttered with short snippets of the same 5 ...
‘Have you thought about Mars?’ asks Ryanair
In their latest campaign to avoid refunding cancelled flights since the beginning of March this year, Ryanair, the extremely low budget to the point where people wonder where their money goes airline have anno...
WhatsApp launches new investigative series to solve mysteries and get convictions in real-time
Stocks for the mobile messaging app WhatsApp soared this morning after the announcement that the company was breaking into the media world and launching a new investigative series, WhatsApp: Solved & Sente...
Marilyn Monroe encyclopaedia will be available as an audiobook for Christmas
“Have you ever wanted to start your career in an over-saturated market? Have you no problem with being typecast? Do you want a secure acting gig with little to no input from other “creatives”? Then Christmas w...
Nintendo retires after selling entire catalogue, agrees to release vaccine shortly
Nintendo CEO Shuntaro Furukawa announced in a press conference held this morning, that the video game company will dissolve after sales of their products surpassed expectations for the not only the year, “but ...
Government in talks to set up committee deciding the rate of tax on bribes received for predicted marking
The Department of Finance is in the process of selecting members for a special subcommittee that will determine the rate of tax secondary school teachers will have to pay on bribes accepted for marking Leaving...
Last of the students evicted from Trinity Halls as campus security breaks through final barricade
The three-day siege of Trinity Halls came to a brutal conclusion yesterday evening, as armed security broke through the last of student barricades and overpowered the remaining residents.
Patrick Donnelly, ...
Preliminary talks in first Irish Parents’ Union break down over poor wi-fi connection
Ireland’s first parent union, IMMERSION had their EGM disrupted today with members reporting low wi-fi connection speeds, due to their “kids always being on that blessed iPad.”
Minutes of the agenda obtaine...