Lidl announce that they are to buyout Tesco in Ireland
Tesco are to close up shop in Ireland as Lidl announce that they will be buying-out the supermarket giant's stores across the 26 counties. The news comes after a turbulent few weeks for Tesco with the company a...
Eminem mellows out in his old age by only wanting to hit a woman twice
Eminem took the internet by storm yesterday after throwing a diss at red head Lana del Rey. The controversial cracker rapper from Detroit released a freestyle rap to promote his record company's, Shady Aftermat...
Nadia Forde, “Rumours about myself and Rory McIlroy makes me want to vomit out of my arse.”
Despite his great form on the course last weekend, Rory McIlroy has been unable to win over the heart of Nadia Forde. Forde and McIlroy have been rumoured to be dating since his engagement to Caroline Wozniacki...
Water Protesters: ‘After watching Love/Hate, we’re not prepared to go to prison over this any more.’
The movement to get the water charges overturned has hit a snag in their campaign. Across the country for the last few weeks, protesters have taken to the streets in solidarity in an effort to convince the gove...
Ryan Tubridy ordered to kiss a man on The Late Late Show tonight to show that RTÉ are ‘cool’ with homosexuality
The top floor of RTÉ headquarters announced this morning that after a series of monumental mess ups regarding its handling of Rory O’Neill’s comments on the Saturday Night Show a few weeks ago, RTÉ will now sho...
Racial profiling will be implemented in order to cut down on welfare pay-outs
The minister for the Department of Social Protection, Joan Burton, has announced that the government will be implementing a new programme to cut down on the number of those claiming the dole. Racial profiling w...
Ray D’Arcy publishes ‘Fifty shades of Ray’
Avuncular TV personality Raymuel “Ray” D’Arcy has been all over the news again this week. For once it’s not because desperate nostalgiavores are trying to force him to re-present a TV programme we’re pretty sur...
Boots to offer 3 for 2 on morning after pill
Pharmacy chain Boots have announced that they will be offering a special '3 for the price of 2' discount on the morning after pill, following the beginning of over-the-counter sales of the emergency contracepti...
Nerd Bashing increases 150% in Dublin this week due to the Web Summit
As the international community gazes on Dublin this week, due to the Web Summit taking place in the RDS, Gardaí have reported that 'nerd bashing' has increased by 150% in the capital as a result of the technolo...