Spanner TV – Dave Franco and Conan O’Brien join Tinder
Everyone is on Tinder these days. Dave Franco shows Conan O'Brien how the Tinder app works.
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Motion of Confidence vote ended with a governmental circle jerk around Enda Kenny
Tuesday saw the Taoiseach, Enda Kenny, facing a vote of confidence by members of the Dáil. The motion was proposed by the bitter element of the Sinn Féin party who after years of being ignored in school have ta...
Gardaí to bill attendees by the litre for having to use water cannons during the water protest
The Gardaí have told reporters that they will need to recuperate the losses incurred during the mass protest outside the Dáil this afternoon by adding the deficit to home-owners’ water bills in the New Year. Th...
The Dáil is going for a ‘golden week’ this week
Members of the Dáil said that they will attempt a ‘golden week’ this week after a series of events recently that has resulted in the parliament being constantly suspended. Now, it is not easy to point out why t...
Those on the naughty list will receive biofuel in the form of human waste rather than coal for a green Christmas
Santa has upheld his claim to make his grotto a carbon neutral industry this year by switching to biofuel from human waste to punish those on the naughty list. Traditionally, those who have been misbehaving for...
It is now illegal for the homeless community to make eye contact with Christmas shoppers
Festive shoppers in the nation’s capital can take solace in the fact that the government have passed a new law that means it is now illegal for the nation’s homeless people to make eye contact with the public a...
Retail worker on the verge of mass homicide with the pending return of Christmas FM
An unnamed Jack & Jones worker is on the verge of collapse with the terrifying thoughts that Christmas FM will be blasted into her eight hour shifts for the next five weeks as the festive season fast approa...
Ryan Tubridy will spend the first hour of the Toy Show asking kids if their parents plan on paying the water charges.
Never one to sit on the fence, the Late Late Toy Show host Ryan Tubridy, plans to debate the implementation of the water charges during the first hour of the seasonal show this Friday. The announcement was made...
