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King Henry Prioritises Ride Over Hurling

Following the recent announcement of his retirement from a glittering inter-county hurling career, ten time All-Ireland winner Henry Shefflin explained that “I decided to quit while watching the Cats beat Clare...

The Irish Water Games

Watching the latest Hunger Games movie, one could be forgiven for thinking, have I seen this movie before? President Snow sits upon his throne in the Capital, maintaining that all he does is for the better of P...

€1 million spent by Irish Water on Satanic rituals

Irish Water is under attack by the liberal media again for another misuse of tax payer money. The unpopular government entity has been the bane of the Irish media existence for the last twenty-four months due t...

The Journal.ie are now accepting CVs in listicle format

The foremost authority of ‘You won’t believe what happened next?’ journalism, The Journal.ie, are now cutting through the bullshit and will only accept  CVs from aspiring ‘journalists’ if they are in their favo...