The Spanner

Tips for Surviving a Complicated Christmas

If I were allotted only one adjective to describe the Christmas holidays, I think I would settle with "complicated". I was going to say "fattening", but lets be real, life is fattening, and there's no time of t...

Frozen Ankle Epidemic Sweeps Nation

A frozen ankle epidemic has swept across the island of Ireland. Experts have cited the recent trend of wearing ankle socks with jeans rolled up at the bottom as the major cause. Oxygen reporters set out across ...

How to Get a Bae Who Will Buy You Chips

Christmas is coming, and we're all dreading the same thing. No, it's not the fear that comes after the prolonged sesh, sure a bit of an aul fry can cure us of that. The real dread is those prying questions fr...