The Spanner

Paul Mescal Delays Trinners Going to Class

By Laura Molloy On Thursday the 7th of November, Trinity students were delayed going to their classes as actor Paul Mescal, swung by their campus with his Hollywood "I don't give a shit" attitude. He didn't...

incorrectly capitalized headlines at an all-time high

by killian o'boyle The national union of journalists made an emergency announcement today to stress that their reserves of capital letters are starting to run dry. “We were warned about this when the news c...

Government Lowers Cost of Dying

By Killian O'Boyle Among the many announcements during this year’s budget, one of the most applauded is the government’s new cost of dying package positioned to reduce the population and therefore have less...

Serial Killer Given Suspended Sentence

By Killian O'Boyle Groans could be heard emanating from the criminal courts today as a serial killer was handed a suspended sentence on the condition that he "doesn't do it again. Martin Talbot (34) of n...