Trump’s Sports
By Gráinne Glynn
In the world of sports, where skill and strength often determine the outcome, external factors like political endorsements are rarely considered major influences on the outcomes.
However...
Dublin Bus Passenger Begins Couple’s Therapy as They Struggle to Get Over the 145
By Sandy Scandal
As Transport Ireland launched their next stage of confusing the Irish population with new bus routes and names (that still aren't reliable), one passenger in particular took the removal of ...
Taoiseach Insists he Likes Women after Appointing Less Female Ministers
By Sandy Scandal
In a recent interview, the newly appointed Taoiseach insisted that "he's a big fan of women". Despite appointing only 3 female TDs to Cabinet, the Taoiseach has confirmed he really enjoys t...
Trinity Students to be Provided with Crayola Colours after Boredom Led to Vandalism Last Year
By Sandy Scandal
Trinity's Provost has announced that each student will receive a pack of Crayola colours at the start of the term. The new policy was created to prevent students from becoming bored again (...
UCD’s LnH’s New Year Resolution to Stop Hating Women
By Sandy Scandal
On Thursday the 14th of November, UCD's oldest and most prestigous society (whatever that means), the Literary and Historical Society, held a debate on campus titled ‘This House Believes Fa...
Unconventional Places to Look for your Next Sexual Partner
By Sandy Scandal
Are you tired of the dating apps? Has your situationship ghosted you once again? Then don't worry as Oxygen has some ideas for where to look next.
Your Bestfriend's Ex
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How to Beat the January Blues
By Sandy Scandal
They say January is the most depressing month of the year. Social media is shoving productivity down your throat, your bank account is empty, and your friends won’t go out to the pub with y...
Cork Fella Mortified after Shifting his Best Mate on New Year’s Eve
By Laura Molloy
'Twas the night before 2025. All was chaotic, and all were drunk. Local man from Cork, Finn Byrne, attended a rave with a masquerade theme. The chap was rather worried about the party having...
Christmas Day Ruined as Ten-Year-Old Ellie does not Receive Drunk Elephant Products from Santa
By Laura Molloy
Hell broke loose in the Kehoe family on Christmas morning, when a new Ipad was left under the tree by Santa instead of skincare products from Drunk Elephant.
Ten-year-old Ellie was all s...
A Beacon of Hope: Local Politician Channels Divine Intervention on Eve of General Election
By ChatGPT
In a display of humility so sincere it might have been rehearsed, Councillor Patrick “Pat the Lad” McCandle last night graced St. Jude’s Parish Church with his presence, armed with a lighter and ...