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Enda Kenny to charge people for snow this Christmas

Fine Gael is to jump on the back of numerous projections that Ireland will have a white Christmas this year, by charging people for the snow. “We’re happy that Obama’s keeping all our illegal lads over there...

Football again proves it doesn’t discriminate

Football once again proved that it is the most tolerant and indiscriminate sport in the world this week. After offering convicted rapist Chad Evans a lucrative return to the game by his club Sheffield United, r...

Damien Rice kills it on Letterman

Damien Rice made a triumphant return to American TV last night to promote his new album My Favourite Faded Fantasy. Performing his current single I Don't Want to Change You, Rice stole the show with a soulful d...

Piers Morgan, everybody.

Professional twat Piers Morgan has proposed a cure for racism in America - to stop being racist. In his editorial column in The Daily Mail, Piers asserted that the only way the N-word can be eradicated from ...

Band Aid to cringe it’s way to Number One once more

Bob Geldof is to refocus efforts to aid the Ebola outbreak as he feels the worldwide pandemic has become “too mainstream”. Instead, the Boomtown Rats frontman will use the proceeds from the single on helping...