Help Mary Gorman
In 2012 Mary Gorman was diagnosed with Paroxysmal Nocturnal Haemoglobinuria (PNH). It’s an ultra-rare and life threatening blood disorder which, without treatment, can have a life expectancy of less than 5 -10 ...
Public to Cadbury’s: “Fuck You”
Cadbury’s has once again taken a chocolatey dump on their fans by changing the recipe of the Creme Egg. Their most recent act of treason, following on from changing the sacred 6 pack of creme eggs to a paltry 5...
Unemployed make it their job to save the Pub
The country’s unemployed are banding together this week to save an integral part of our national heritage. The long, illustrious history of the Irish pub has been under threat for some time now, with much of th...
Bono will Rise again
Bono made more unwanted headlines over the last week with revelations that he may never again be able to gatecrash peoples iPods with his music following his bicycle accident.
After doing his arm in while cy...
Sony and Kim Jong Un to team up
Sony have cleverly used the threat of warfare by North Korea upon the United States to generate interest in their failed streaming site Crackle. The company was in the middle of a crisis throughout last week wi...
Madonna proves that she’s an utter twat
Madonna has reacted with outrage at unfinished recordings from her new album being leaked online, describing it as ‘artistic rape’ and ‘terrorism’. The singer, known for her vain desperation to remain relevant ...
JD Wetherspoons on Camden Street
JD Wetherspoons looks like it's coming to Camden Street. The Lidl of the pub world, Wetherspoons is known for specializing in low prices in place of a lack of atmosphere in their premises. With no music paid fo...
Facebook to finally get Dislike button
Someone posts a picture of their meal, it’s sausages and half-cooked spuds drenched in watery gravy, with a token turnip in the middle.
“Time to carb up” says the post.
Yet you can’t say anything, les...
UCC stage a studying protest in Boole Library
The UCC student body have been staging sit-ins in the Boole library to protest the inadequate opening hours in the days leading up to exams.
UCC switched to a semester-based system which sees exams split bet...
Sinead O’ Connor joins Sinn Fein…honestly
Sinead O’Connor is to swap…whatever it is she does to join Sinn Fein.
“I’m joining Sinn Fein now. If they’ll have me” she wrote. As yet, Sinn Fein have yet to respond.
O’ Connor, who has recently been inv...