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Enda Kenny to charge people for snow this Christmas

Fine Gael is to jump on the back of numerous projections that Ireland will have a white Christmas this year, by charging people for the snow. “We’re happy that Obama’s keeping all our illegal lads over there...

Football again proves it doesn’t discriminate

Football once again proved that it is the most tolerant and indiscriminate sport in the world this week. After offering convicted rapist Chad Evans a lucrative return to the game by his club Sheffield United, r...

5 Movies to see before/instead of Interstellar

Every man and his dog has done a review for this movie, so here’s a few movies that you may want to check out if there’s not an IMAX cinema nearby. Gravity: The comparisons are inevitable in that it’s pre...

Piers Morgan, everybody.

Professional twat Piers Morgan has proposed a cure for racism in America - to stop being racist. In his editorial column in The Daily Mail, Piers asserted that the only way the N-word can be eradicated from ...