If you really want to prove to someone that you’re genuinely sorry for something you’ve done, the best thing to do is bake them a cake (or if baking isn’t your cup of tea, get one professionally done).
Perfect for when you accidentally spunk into your girlfriend’s eye…
or if you throw up on their cat (honestly, it happens to the best of us)…
Perfect for those times you’re a bit over zealous in the bedroom…
Or of course when you accidentally land them with a sexually transmitted infection…
Sometimes you just want to let them know that their life is shit, but at least you’re there for them…
Good chance you’ll need more than a cake to apologise for sleeping with your mates mother, but at least it’s a start…
And sometimes just don’t bake the cake! This one is never going to go down well…
