The Happening (2008){R}
People commit mass suicide because the planet’s plants are angry at them. No, this isn’t the follow-up to Birdemic; this is M Night Shyamalan and he had a massive budget and also talent, once.
Why You Should Watch It: Just look at that video of Mark Wahlberg trying to reason with a tree. Just look at it and then try not to watch the rest of the film. It’s fine. It’s a terrible film but it is also hilarious (just watch Zooey Deschanel try and explain how eating tiramisu with a work colleague is tantamount to cheating on her partner).