5 things we learnt from the Euro 2016 Quarter-Finals

In anticipation of even more footballing, Oisin McQueirns gives his views on some of the best and worst kicking of balls in the Quarter-Finals of Euro 2016. When the going gets tough, the Belgian’s get elimi...

Nine Similarities between the Dáil and College

You pick and choose what debates/lectures you go to: Much like college you have no obligation to go to any lectures you have coming up despite the fact you’re in college exclusively to go to them and learn stu...

Nukes Don’t Kill People, People Kill People

Due to mounting pressure from American citizens sickened by ongoing gun massacres, the National Rifle Association has chosen to arm toddlers with nuclear warheads to prove Islamic terrorism is the real threat. ...

Beach corpse ‘part of the plan’ says Olympics head

There were further organisational headaches today for the 'Organising Committee for the Rio Olympics' today after yet more problems were found with one of their sports facilities. Those problems came in the sha...

Life of a Geordie Shore Extra

Not everyone has what it takes to make it in the world of degrading themselves on camera in the name of producing low-budget television. Dermot recounts his time spent with the cast of relentless existential re...

10 Things About Realising You’re In The Wrong Job

You listened to your mother, your father, your significant other, your bank account, your gut- which mostly made less than pertinent demands for cheese-; whoever it was, you were swayed into taking the wrong jo...

“Ballsbrexit” Referendum given go ahead

Dublin 4 to decide whether to become independent nation in "Ballsbrexit" referendum. The lives of people across Dublin have been thrown into uncertainty after it has emerged that all residents of Dublin 4 will...

Summer Events – Groove Festival 2016

Festival season, unlike the more by the book summer or winter, is not a 'season' in any traditional sense of the word. It is not marked by a gentle dusting of snow across a field, nor by the falling of leaves, ...

5 Types of People You Will Meet During Exam Time

Summer exams are fast approaching, and if exam insanity hasn’t hit you already you can guarantee that you will soon be subject to a dose of the end-of-year crazies ANY DAY NOW. Energy drink sales are at an all-...