Yo Ho, Yo Ho, The Sober Life For Me
“Are you on antibiotics or something?” This is the response I get 99% of the time when I tell people I don’t drink. The other 1% is usually just a blank stare or a look of disgust. Being a 20 year old student w...
‘Big Sam’ Ends Reign With 100% Record Intact
Sam Allardyce has recently parted ways with the English national side having never lost a match. It’s a record that makes him England’s most successful manager to date.
In his statement Allardyce said, “It’s...
10 Thoughts You Had During Freshers’ Week
With Freshers' Week now a distant memory, at least if you are able to remember any of it, here are some of the thoughts that no doubt raced through your brain-box at some stage:
Okay, I’m here now, my ...
Kenny Says “Repeal 8th” After Traumatic Food Baby Abortion
Enda Kenny, like a man who has accidentally walked in on his parents making sweet, elderly love, has made a swift U-turn. Mr. Kenny, part-leader of the Irish Republic part-living personification of a scare-crow...
Optimistic Fresher Buys 24 Pack Of Condoms
Fresh faced and buzzing after his Leaving Cert results, new college student and purchaser of condoms Mike Stern has already begun preparations for college life. Stern, 18, will be attending NUIG studying a cour...
Review: Free State of Jones
It’s been a resurgent couple of years for American period pieces. Stories of slavery and, reinterpretations of traditional Western tropes have had a prominent presence on the screen and at award season. From Dj...
Parents Bankrupt After Immersion Left On
Despite their many warnings, the O'Donnell parents, Shane and Julie, have found themselves declaring bankruptcy after their children failed to turn off the immersion. "Every day I'd tell them," Julie says, "eve...
Review: Blair Witch
Blair Witch is everything you should hate in a film. It’s a found footage sequel based on a classic psychological horror; be that as it may, you simply can’t.
The film follows James, the brother of the missi...
Top Tips For Freshers
As the shock of Leaving Cert results has settled down and students have confirmed where they'll be plying their trade for the next three to four years, the far greater shock of actually moving to, and getting s...
‘Ming’ Flanagan to Host After-Sesh for Dublin Cannabis Conference
Luke 'Ming' Flanagan is to host the after-sesh for the ‘Advancements in the Age of Cannabis’ convention later this evening. The event, a gathering of cannabis experts promoting the medical and entrepreneurial v...