Fashion Tips For The Week
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Although it may not be t-shirt weather yet, steal some inspiration from Gigi for those pub nights where you may not want to shiver in a tiny top- layering is key. Now, here she wears denim ...
What Trump Really Meant In His Inauguration Speech
President Trump announced that his campaign for Presidency was all one big practical joke that’s part of a new prank show during his inaugural speech in Washington on Friday.
Trump made the announcement in f...
5 Best Washington Spots To Watch Trump’s Inauguration… For Assassins
Well, the day is upon us. The day where we get to welcome a man who resembles an elaborate effigy made of frankfurter sausages gaffer-taped together as leader of the ostensible free world. Like all monumental p...
Trump To Promise Free Gun To ‘Everybody In The Audience’ At Inauguration
Rumours are trickling down from Trump Towers that Donald Trump, in a Late Late Show-esque move, is to give a gun to ‘everybody in the audience’ during today's inauguration.
Our sources claim Trump came to this...
Michael Flatley Set To Dance On The Grave Of Democracy At Trump Inauguration
It has been announced today that Michael Flatley is set to perform at Trump’s inauguration, raising the number of perma-tanned, fame-crazed narcissists in attendance by some 100%. As America waves goodbye to de...
Review: Jackie
Jackie is directed by Pablo Larrain and tells the story of Jackie Kennedy, former First Lady of the United States of America, as she comes to terms with the assassination of her husband, and President of the Un...
5 Things You Only Notice When You’re Sick
Being sick, whether it be the flu, a stomach bug, or a toothache, is by far one of the most awful, disgusting and, if you’re a man, world shattering things that can happen to anyone. While being a horrible pain...
Larry Mullen Pulls Out Of U2 Gigs After Being Unable To Afford A Ticket
Move over Watergate; make way Wikileaks; Cat-Bin-Lady you can literally go fuck a melon, the U2 tickets scandal is now officially the largest scandal in the history of humanity. Professional rhythm-manufacturer...